So I was just digging through my closet to find my winter gear and I came across a bra of my ex who used to live here.
It was a nice bra and looked brand new, so me, in my infinite guy-based stupidity, texted my current girl and asked her if she wanted it.
Moments later I get a furious call from her explaining exactly what I did wrong and how I am a dumb sunvabitch and how lucky I am that I'm cute...
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