Are zombies sexy?

[The Newswire]

I know that, with Twilight and True Blood and Being Human and the onward march of more and more sexy vampires, nonconformists are hoping for a different monster to idealize. It is always vaguely uncomfortable when the supposedly...

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[Raza]

Sexy zombies are sexy. If you're the corpse of a beer-bellied balding gas station attendant then animation isn't going to leave you suddenly irresistible - and similarly, the masses at your typical zombie walk are still masses, with only a typical mass's meagre aesthetic prospects - but a pretty and stylish person can definitely maintain attractiveness as a zombie, or with a few well-placed stitches and proper color coordination with your newly mouldy skintone even come out that much hotter than in life.

[ROGIZOID]

Zombies are badass but im not going that far out to say they are sexy.
Zombies are supposed to be gross and creepy and they should stay that way.
:]

[nathanmbailey]

Dammit, now I'm going to have "Zombie Love Affair" by Johnny O and the Jerks stuck in my head all night!

[Raza]

Sexy zombies:

[incog]

Zombie costumes can be sexy but, as ROGIZOID said, zombies are gross monsters.

[Raza]

Side note, none of those images have anything to do with darkness.com; I'm just abusing their image uploading function to host stuff no free imagehost will take.

[OliX]

Just admit once for all that you're using their service as every one of their customers.

[Raza]

'Customer'? You really think I'd pay for anything on the internet?

If I were I wouldn't bring it up. Darkness.com is mostly a forum, where I posted for quite a while before the owner banned me for not paying lip service. The image hosting thing is a mostly forgotten and un-ruled feature he runs so that the girls of the forum can post nudies of themselves without having to find something more liberal than photobucket, but he goes through great pains to disable my accounts when he identifies them.

I'm bringing it up because with a domain like darkness.com, it'd be easy to assume it was an interesting goth-oriented site hosting collections of cool artwork like those I posted - while in fact there's really nothing worth seeing that I didn't put there first.

[Mr Karl]

I guess they could be sexy, but not for me really....................too many choices of holes

[Amelia G]

I guess they could be sexy, but not for me really....................too many choices of holes

Indeed, various experiments have shown that too much choice can decrease happiness.

[aXa]

Indeed, various experiments have shown that too much choice can decrease happiness.

[FilthCore]

Sexy zombies are sexy. If you're the corpse of a beer-bellied balding gas station attendant then animation isn't going to leave you suddenly irresistible - and similarly, the masses at your typical zombie walk are still masses, with only a typical mass's meagre aesthetic prospects - but a pretty and stylish person can definitely maintain attractiveness as a zombie, or with a few well-placed stitches and proper color coordination with your newly mouldy skintone even come out that much hotter than in life.

I agreee, sexy zombie are sexy yes. But I agree beer-bellied gas station attendant is nasty lol

[Wickedanima]

Darkness.com.

Hahahahahah. I remember that place. Good times... Good times.

[Raza]

You posted there? Under what name?

[nathanmbailey]

I use to creep a lot of people out with one joke. "What's the best part of necrophelia?" "If you don't like the wholes given, you can always make another!"

[Rockwulf]

A punchier version I always liked: "What's the best part of banging a chick 2 weeks dead? Wherever you stick it, it goes in."

[efgh339]

I don't think so.

[Wickedanima]

You posted there? Under what name?

I actually... Don't remember at all. Nobody liked me, that's for damn sure. ^_^

[Evil Eric]

zombie porn is way sexy!.

[NothinButCult]

Well according to Return of The Living Dead 3, Zombie Strippers, and Otto; or Up With Dead People...the answer is....HELL YES!

[toxicat]

Sexy zombies are sexy.

I concur in this caveat.

[karyn]

Indeed, various experiments have shown that too much choice can decrease happiness.

this is actually a real thing, although probably not intended to be applied to zombie sex.

i agree with Raza that sexy zombies are sexy. i hate when people do really bad zombie costumes.

[Obscuria.com]

Err, I dunno. The ones in Zombie Strippers were ok for a bit until they started decomposing too much. Of course, Mindy Clarke in Return of the Living Dead 3 was bad ass!

[NothinButCult]

According to these artists zombies are hella sexy....eww did I say hella. Stab me now.

http://www.zombiepinups.com
http://www.queertrash.com/art_by_nick
http://www.daisyisdead.net/fanart.htm

[RubyViolence]

I think zombies can be sexy, I'm trying to think of good example, They are definitely bad-ass. I'll let you know if there are any sexy ones in Zombieland tomorrrow.

[batzilla]

My answer to this question is "no". But I thought y'all might appreciate this:

[SpookyGhoulina]

I think that it depends on the taste
but In my case I love Zombies
And I love Zombie Pinups!

[Dusk]

It depends on what you find sexy I guess. If you like generosity they would be awesome. They always let hookers keep the tip. xD

[incog]

[Rampage]

Hmmm...would necrophiliacs still be attracted to a zombie? I mean its no longer lifeless which is a major turn on but its still a corpse...mindless? maybe depending on the type of zombie.

[TheDeathKnight]

Then there's the girl from the original Return of the Living Dead...

[Raza]

Pink-punk-girl's face is kinda deformed there. Motion suited her better, I think.

...yes, I posted that.

Hmmm...would necrophiliacs still be attracted to a zombie? I mean its no longer lifeless which is a major turn on but its still a corpse...mindless? maybe depending on the type of zombie.

Like I said; attractive zombies are attractive.

Can't group all necro's together, either; there's a whole bunch of possible appeals to the dead.

[Rampage]

Of coarse not but in most cases its the attraction to a corpse and possession of an unresisting and unrejecting partner. Manifesting necrophilic acts or fantasies for the most part is a combo of different classifications of necrophilia. But those are the major two and those which the Zombie contradicts. So my question still remains...

[Raza]

Attraction to a corpse is the definition, but the 'unresisting and unrejecting partner' thing strikes me as that typical kind of unflattering myth invented by people that are creeped out by the idea and want to explain it as something pathetic.

Almost every attracted-to-unusual-thing-X perversion gets explained by normal people with "They must be unable to get laid normally!", but that's an exceedingly self-centered explanation; as if their tastes (or their own attractiveness!) is unquestionably the best of the best and anybody that wants something different must be disabled and looking for the closest substitute.

This is typical identity dissonance inspired bullshit, of course. Having consensual sex with a single other human of the opposite sex within your own age and racial demographic is by far the least hassle out of the options available to us in western society, and as a proud pervert myself I must say normal people having normal sex bores the hell out of me. But going out and actually getting your hands on a good-looking corpse, then getting away the whole thing? That's an achievement in my book, a life experience worth boasting about.