What Rockstar Would You Marry?

[MistressJennifer]

Trent? Marilyn? None of the above? What's his name from The Cure? Pete Steele? Gene Simmons of KISS?

[Amelia G]

Axl Rose circa 1988.

[Sceptic_Messiah]

those lovely ladies in jack off jill

[Nightingale]

The advantage of marrying a rock star is that you can pick several; once one's used up you move onto the next, always one step ahead of fashion.

Having said that, none spring to mind at the moment for that first step into married - divorced - married - divorced life.

[Kidthorazine]

courtney love just so i can i say im married to someone more fucked up than i am

[GasmaskGirl]

no one. i've dated enough musicians. I'm through with them.

[MistressJennifer]

This is so strange, my picture is staring at me from above on the "Gothic Sluts" website banner... I want you all to know that I did that makeup in about ten seconds. Ask Amelia and Forrest. Now I am thinking next time, more of a plum shade, maybe some eyebrows, maybe the black wig and the veil...

Axl was cute then... Now he looks a bit... strange... Rumors of facial plastic surgery...

Well yes Gasmask girl, I know, musicians are awful... But.... They are sort of like a bad habit, hard to break.

I think Trent is too short for me and he does not like blondes. Besides I think he has lost all his money... H-m-m-m-m... Bryan Ferry just got a divorce. I mean, he is still pretty handsome, it would sort of be like marrying royalty... OH, and Peter Steele, have you ever seen his layout in PLAYGIRL, I mean I think 12 inches... SO I guess I could live with that...So many rockstars, so little time!!!

[poison]

almost definately joey jordison...he is just the most bootiful and talented guy to me EVER!! and if i can't have him then...probably eric from murderdolls, ville valo or (my secret crush) duff of guns and roses and now velvet revolver (wouldn't matter if it was in the past when he was younger or now!)

[KilLAtomiK]

her

[Morning Glory]

eew. no one. I hate famous people. I've known tons of girls that have dated guys in bands despite the fact that if the guy wasn't in a band, and just a "regular" person they wouldn't have given him a glance. hate to be sexist, but I can't help the fact that I've never known any guys who gave respect ( not to mention other things) to any girls simply because they were in bands, so it kinda has to be that way.

[Macabre_Dreams]

None of the above. I am going to marry the same damn fool I've been involved with too many damn times.

[kellie]

Andy Laplegua

I dont think I can post pictures yet though.

[Cthulhu23]

Tori Amos. She is so beautiful and intelligent

[Amelia G]

Andy Laplegua

I dont think I can post pictures yet though.

Yeah, you just have to hit 25 posts and you are over

[kellie]

Yeah, you just have to hit 25 posts and you are over

Hrm...i thought I knew how, but I guess I dont...help?

[Nightingale]

Hrm...i thought I knew how, but I guess I dont...help?

If I remember correctly, upload the pics to a website which allows linking and then post it as [img] www.website_name_and_stuff [/img] remembering that there should be no spaces in the line.

[LrdSatanas]

Marry is such a strong word now fuck is something i can live with...

[Pzychotic]

Gen, (Genitortures), she is simply the hottest blonde I have ever seen, and that's a far scream for me, I don't care for blondes much, although I am...

[MidniteCliche]

Phil Anselmo.... enough said.

[Cherry Advocaat]

Wayne Static *wimper*

[Tequila Zaire]

Elvis...sure I'd have to dig up his body and re-animate the corpse but I think with modern plastic surgery and some good ole hard work it'd be worth it. Plus what a grand marriege it'd be...he could cut new tunes while I spend money like the golddigging whore I should have been...Ah...dreams.

[MistressJennifer]

Good one Tequila!!! We can both become goldigging whores and go shopping together!!!

[Amelia G]

Gravedigging Golddiggers!

I guess would that technically be grave-robbing gold-diggers?

[Mistress Paine]

dave navarro, baby!

[MistressJennifer]

Amelia, that should be the title of your new Blue Blood DVD, "Gravedigging Goldiggers"!!! Russ Meyers would be proud!!!

[MistressJennifer]

Sorry, "Grave-robbing Goldiggers", starring the gothic sluts of Blue Blood!!!!!They came for blood, and took the money...

[Cthulhu23]

I would buy that!

[MistressJennifer]

I want to be the Madame in charge of the Bordello of Blood!!! And all the gothic sluts have to dig the graves of former rockstars and bring their wasted bodies back to life in order to dissipate their bank acccounts.

Amelia, what do you think?

[Scarlett1313]

I guess Shagrath(Dimmu), besides Slitzy(TON)...lol that is so a joke...he worked for them for 10 years and I we been together 4 years....

Shit, really i dont think i would really marry any of them...this was fun as hell to read though...

[Scarlett1313]

I want to be the Madame in charge of the Bordello of Blood!!! And all the gothic sluts have to dig the graves of former rockstars and bring their wasted bodies back to life in order to dissipate their bank acccounts.

Amelia, what do you think?

LOL!! good good i say...that is classic.

[OliX]

I would go with the lady from the Cardigans. Nina Persson

[funkatron]

Axl Rose circa 1988.

He's from the town I live in, ya know. You should make a pilgrimage.

[funkatron]

dave navarro, baby!

Strangely, I would marry him as well. In Hawaii, I guess.

[funkatron]

Phil Anselmo.... enough said.

Before or after he stopped teasing his hair like a member of Warrant?

[funkatron]

Is Dana Dark a rock star? Can I pretend she is?

[Amelia G]

Phil Anselmo was so fine when he had a mohawk. I was so sad when I saw them and he'd shaved it off and was coercing audience members to buzz their hair too. I understand that he had perfectly good medical reasons for doing so, but a girl has her fetishes.

You can certainly consider Dana Dark a rockstar in these here parts.

[funkatron]

I have a lot of trouble respecting Phil, mostly because they kinda tried to cover up their first couple albums as a fruity hair metal band. Plus, I recall in 1995 that he ranted to an audience in Montreal about how rap advocates killing white people, and that "this is our world, and tonight is a white thing."

I dunno, ten years can change a dude for sure, but he's always seemed like a bit of a wanker to me.

Oh, and what kind of ring do you think Dana would like?

[karyn]

Henry Rollins.

[Ouroboros]

Andrea Echeverri.
And though you may all decide to lapidate my ass, Gwen Stefani. She's just so cute. Now, if you ask me what rock-star I would fuck, I'd definitely go for something more along the lines of Brody Dale. Or, if you'd be so indulgent as to consider Milla Jovovich a rock-star...

... I'd definitely would.

[memorydream]

My, my, my, so many good choices already! But, I will add Enya (I know, I know) or that other guy.