This is based off of the game from Who's Line Is It Anyway.
You make up a title you wouldn't expect to find in a store or library.
Keep in mind that the titles dont need to make sense at all.
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This is based off of the game from Who's Line Is It Anyway.
You make up a title you wouldn't expect to find in a store or library.
Keep in mind that the titles dont need to make sense at all.
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"Reading is for Pussies"
These two almost instantly sprang to mind.
One Hundred And One Ways to Beat Your Wife and Kids
The Stove Isn't Hot! (And Other Fun Gags You Can Play on Your Pals)
In the Great Thinkers of Our Time series: Anne Nicole Smith.
A real title from the Eighties was 101 Things to do with a Dead Cat. Marvellous book.
I love you all.
No, that's true, not a fake title.
how about the joy of cooking humans. or my favorite, Chicken Soup for the Murderous Soul. or Fuck You!: the autobiography of Tipper Gore
Two book series on dealing with ADD children:
Book one: "Sit down and shut up before I hit you"
Book two: "Sit down and shut up before I hit you again"
"Koolagh's guide to living with Attention Deficit Dis-Oh Look, a butterfly"
Sneezes are Sexy...
or
100 ways to eat your lover - The Cannibalism Cookbok
"Hullabaloo Shits on a Waffle"
"Not Tonight Honey"; How to tell your wife/girlfriend you're not in the mood..
"The Home Root Canal Guide"
"Why Women LOVE Back Hair"
"Michael Jackson's Babysitting Primer"
"Modeling With Ear Wax Made Easy"
"Whats That Smell?? and other Road Trip Games"
Steal This Book, then Kill the Librarians
Arson for Dummies
Curious George Drinks from the Toilet Bowl
Baby's First Book of Hunting Knives
the How and Why Wonder Book of Methamphetamine Synthesis
"Meet the Feebles" song book (with guitar tabs)
"Nature's God", by Robert Anton Wilson.
the last one isn't funny. i've been chasing that book for years.
Perhaps you ought to look here:Originally Posted by sheramil
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one bitch, two bitch, dead bitch, you bitch.
The Condom Broke: ways to tell your kid that they were an accident
It really is your fault: ways for kids to cope with abusive parents.
how about "Book Titles on your shelf you wouldn't find in a store/library?"
c'mon, it's a chance for the people with literary pretentions to show off.
ie
The Collected Checkered Demon vol.1, S Clay Wilson
The 120 Days of Sodom, Donatien Alphonse Francois De Sade
ReSearch 6/7: Industrial Culture Handbook
666,666 ways to to flay a Flamingo.**
Well lets see I have to say u forgot one this would be froma while ago by monica luisky The Oral Office.
The Golden Ass, by Lucius Apuleius, translated by Robert GravesOriginally Posted by sheramil
Originally Posted by sheramil
Actually I've been to many public and college libraries that have had DESade's work.
A decent collection of Peter Rabe novels...
"101 Ways to Impale Children Under Twelve"
Briannn, if you're on the board, do you have any copies laying around? I really wanted a copy!
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