hade every piece of merch. that was put out for New Kids
hade every piece of merch. that was put out for New Kids
diddles the comatose.
^ drives the Pussy Wagon
^drives the bat mobile
^ rides shotgun
^damn straight
^ fights the never ending battle of fake boobs gone to BIG....
^again, damn straight
^Has a device that measures how straight everyone is...
^has creepy icons
^is jealous of the creepy icons
^His real name is Earl.
^ Likes Earl's moustache.
A lot.
^is now responsable for the first time I've ever imagined Death with a moustache.
^is responsible for making me laugh my ass off.
^made me realize that I mispelled "responsible" because I was too busy thinking about Death Incognito
^made me realize that spelling is more important than my secret identity
^has made ME realize that realizations are the key to life, but can make you cry.... but know this... Midgets are Real.
^knocked up his girlfriend, soon will have a bouncing baby clown around the house.
reminds me of our dear ex pres...hahaha
^ Has post-preminitions of, post-presidents bathing nude with pre-vice-presidents, in a bath-tub filled with midgets carrying water-pistols
^used the presidents and preminitions coments so as to not just post the words "midgets carrying water-pistols"
^is pissed cause the wings that fall off keep ending up in boxes of (enter favorite cereal here) and ends up souring the milk.
BC (has dreamed of 69ing tinkerbell, but realized that flexibility is a major thing in the situation)
he's laughing his ass off...hahaha
One day will finally get the joke and realize what all the laughing was about.
^^Frolicks in glades while playing a pan flute.
^wears flats to avoid that problem.
^found out the hard way not to frolick in clown shoes...and inadvertantly entertained an entire room of people at the same time.
^Frantically frolicked in a frock , through a flock of fowl on a friday.
^Watched Spaceman Spiff frolick in a frock through a flock of fowl on a friday. And he got a semi;]
^is not even close to being the first one to misread Evilbink as Evilblink
^T'was tongue tied trying to twiddle trogladytes Tuesday the 12th.
^paid to have his tongue tied and tortured till tuesday the 12th
^Wishes he thought of it first;]
^knows me a bit too well..I'm a little scared
^ eats way too much cat food
^uses fish food to season egg salad sandwiches and wonders why everyone goes away from her dinner parties horny... The personal midget chef is only part of the reason...
/\ Touches themselves with cold hands.
^touches themself with lukewarm hands
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