..that an otter can even defeat a small alligator? Quite impressive, uh? And some people say, you can't learn important stuff by just watching TV.. infidels..
..that an otter can even defeat a small alligator? Quite impressive, uh? And some people say, you can't learn important stuff by just watching TV.. infidels..
Never know when you will NEED that info.
A ducks quack has no echo.
I guess I need to start watching TV
Wouldn't it be interesting to place a bet on an otter/alligator fight with some of those good ol' boys down south and really make a bundle? Being your the one betting on the otter.
Would be nice to rip off some rednecks. Like, tell a redneck that your otter will crush his alligator, and he'd be like "whoa, dude, my alligator will rip your otter apart", and you're like "heh, whatever. I've been watching CNN".. figure that
Some of us "Good Old Boys" down south wouldn't worry about who was right...you think we would be bringing you back from the swamp for this little match? Heh heh heh...Just ask Szandora and Shyla how we do things...Y'all come back now ya hear!Originally Posted by memorydream
z... zombie alligators.. now I'm getting a hardon
Don't ask
Zombie Alligators??
Yeah. Nice critters.
Oh, just talking about my family from Alabama, Texas, Florida, Virginia (West too), Oklahoma and North Carolina.Originally Posted by Vaughn
That Id like to seeOriginally Posted by postcoital
Yeah, you'd like to. What was that comic series again.. It was neither Saviour nor .. Whatever--er.. it was about some french guy with red hair and a ponytail and he was the reincarnation about some quite sick inquisition.. dude.. Oh my fucking god.. The Torturer.. that's it.. anyway, I'm quite sure, there were some zombie crocodiles too.Originally Posted by CeruleanFire
If not, I refer to Stan Lee's Conan Episode 2, I think.. There are crocodiles. Not zombie ones tho, but crocodiles.
But nevertheless, zombie crocodiles would rock. Right? Right.
yeah, they would ;pOriginally Posted by postcoital
See, that is exactly why I couldn't keep living in GeorgiaOriginally Posted by Vaughn
Otter can defeat an aligator? I'd believe it. when you live up the road from "Otter Creek" you hear the stories of people who went fishing.... only to have their legs torn off by the ever so vicious Otter.
Maybe they shouldn't fish in "Rabbid little marsupial creek"
(Too far north to see aligators though...)
actually that may be a good thing... A selling Point even.
"PA... it's Alligator Free"
that sounds better than "PA, Home of the Leg shredding Otters"
I used to have a friend from PA, and when she once visited me, she told me that she hit an opossum with her car the other day. For some reason, PA sounds like some sort of outback to me.
You don't believe me, eh? Well, there was some guy called Otter Joe, who was living with the otters for the last 15 years or so. I bet he'd prove you wrong ,)Originally Posted by Dark Z
Where's that banjo music coming from anyways?Originally Posted by AmeliaG
I'll take two zombie alligators please.Originally Posted by postcoital
Even though they dont shed skin in the same manner as snakes, Humans DO shed their skin, but in flakes. Humans take 28 days to completely shed their skin.
What about those alien-poltician types? Do they shed their skin on a regular basis, or is their skin something else? Plus, if aliens do come delivering doomsday, are otters our only hope? Could they be the cutest heroes ever? Along with marmots, ferrets and kitties?
The baby-eating blood-drinking Lizards you referr to shed their skin in private rituals, like any lizard does, oly with incense burning in the background...Originally Posted by memorydream
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Told you I thought I was in love...Originally Posted by postcoital
As far as you good ole boys go, I'm from the swamps mysel', I'd like to see you try to put one over on lil' ole me. once a friend of mine and I took this creep out canoeing on the canal behind her house. went out far enough to see a gator and on the way back, oh about 20 yards from shore, we tipped the canoe over. Scared the bejeesus outta the creep. We all survived, 'cept for a few nightmares about water moccasins, and the creep never bothered us again...
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Well, the Lizardcons do, sure, I was wondering about the greys.Originally Posted by keiko
I have no idea about the Greys. I've only ever met one and he was in a real rush to leave Orlando, so he didn't say much. Sorry...
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Back to the secret base in Mr. Rainer or Hanger 18 or the White House (you know, whatever they feel like).
Have you ever watched the show Mythbusters, on Discovery? It's a great show: easy to watch, fun, and i don't feel like my brain's getting a cramp trying to understand them. I learn a bit of science without too much pain. Anyway, they just debunked that myth tonight - it was hilarious!Originally Posted by Vaughn
~Histrionica~
All soundwaves have them. That is the purpose of sound waves.Originally Posted by Histrionica
Try a Sonic Blast that is strong enough . That will either bounce off the wall really loud, and will either hit you, or also destroy the wall into dust in the process.
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