She tried to kill me.....That Bitch!!....

[killerkat]

so i go check out the voodoomobile she's all good,i'm about to head out for a night of baking....

i get on the highway,cruisin' around not too fast,it's REALLY(more reallly) HOT out side today...i stop for gas(ultimate only for her,she's a drinker)...the highway is JAMMED so i head to my "secret" route i used to run the sportscar on....

get back on the road a few miles back....blah,blah...i go see a friend at his job for a bit....

now i don't have ac in my car,so i/as well as the car, are pretty hot,she's run hot her whole life no matter what(she's sexy like that)..

now for the Homicidal part....

i gotta GUN it back into the highway..running though at a decent clip,i'm thinkin' "she's cool ,i've sent her through hell in back so many times it's like a cheap hotel"...

next thing i know , a Goddamed Volcano is coming out of the front of my hood.....she's spittin' up fluid like it's fuckin, Ice House....

i shut her down,coasted down the highway into a little ,very well placed,old ,i think abandoned, gas station.....

there's fluid ,Bubbling out of the top of her radiator,this has happened ,but not like this....i really mean volcano...

she's hurt badly..the fuckin' car is so hot you can see heat waves like 5 feet above hood....

i'm just sitting there looking,i coudn't touch Anything,waaayyy too hot..,and i gotta let her set for while before i can put cold water in her...(the welders in the house know cold water & hot metal is very bad)...

i find a hose on the side of the station....full her up,she still isn't happy,like the drunk you try to force feed some bread....

i limp her home,she was steaming the whole way....

i shut her down.....the block's so hot i can hear the pistons squieking in the bores,and no doubt the heads are warped or cracked,maybe(most likely) the block itself is cracked....


luckly i have 2 half built flatheads, and a 331 hemi(devil13 you'd be proud of it).....so if worse come to worse i can perform open-heart surgery....



so i'm not gonna be baking tonight that's for sure, also luckly we have to bakers,so i'll have to kiss her ass for a while...


(i tried to word it a little better,but sorry i still didn't put it in paragraph form )....


i'm very,very sad ,
K.K.......


(and just after i sold the Karmann)

[killerkat]

i'm sure this is reality's way of saying i'm not sticking to my rods/cars in summer....and etheogens/drugs in winter thing...

[malcolm]

man, thats fucked up. and yeh, I kinda can think of a few reasons not to pour cold water into hot metal too.....never a good thing. especially if she's too hot cuz then the water seperates back into hydrogen and oxygen and .....well, anyone who took basic chemistry knows what happens when hydrogen and oxygen heats up, don't they? if not, read up on the uss forecastle.......very messy boom!

[Pull~My~Hair]

my radiator exploded once when I was driving and my hood flew open and I almost wrecked...

and once my battery exploded in my face....

cars have attitudes sometimes...
anyhow sorry to hear...

[malcolm]

my moms old ltd (hich is probably a coke can by now) had no air in it and was always fucking up. her new car is too but it's a '95 plymouth neon, those things should never have been allowed off the drawing board. we have no air in ours too and it's fucking scarizona. it gets to a hundred plus easily out here and the trees are mostly for decorations anywhere out here which is stupid as all fuck.


sorry to hear about the car again, kk

[killerkat]

thanks guys/girls

i just took a nice shower,and got a glass of Bourban...gonna enjoy my night off...

it's sad,i always thought she'd go out with a rod though the damn hood or something spectacular,but whatever...she needs a new heart anyways....

a 2nd new heart,haha....


(que the 6 million dollar man sample)

[malcolm]

youre the kill kat, man! you can fix her!.....(puts on cajun accent)
YOU CAN DO EET!

[killerkat]

yea i figure ,i'll just get some friends drunk to do the lifting...i'll get all the mechanical done, enough,so i get get her happy...

always the lone wolf ....

i gotta pick an engine though,i'm leanin' towards the 331 but it's in pieces ....

[malcolm]

I can lift a shit load of weight, bro.(I lift furniture all day and put it together too. tons of oak and hard metal or wrought iron frames.) if I wasnt in az-I'd help you out for a cold, case of ice house.

[killerkat]

500lbs? including a tranny that's another 2hundred...

one day i'll get a cherry picker(motor hoist) but i don't "buy" my shop stuff...

and NO way would i serve soneone ice house.....that's juust cruel....

a job like that at least deserves a fine Guiness poured the right way,into a glass .....

[malcolm]

I drink ice cuz it's cheap out here (seven bucks a case) dunno about doing 500 straight up. I can lift my own weight without too much trouble (200) maybe more with my legs alone but 500 is ab bit much...may need to clone me. lol...or get me really pissed off. I lift more when Im pissed.

[Pull~My~Hair]

I drink ice cuz it's cheap out here (seven bucks a case) dunno about doing 500 straight up. I can lift my own weight without too much trouble (200) maybe more with my legs alone but 500 is ab bit much...may need to clone me. lol...or get me really pissed off. I lift more when Im pissed.

hey ill get you pissed off for a bottle of Jack,.....then you can lift your 500

[killerkat]

FUCKIN" CHRIST!!!,man....

i just drunkinly,finally went to scope out the damage,and a pop storm starts...

ten min. later the ocean is falling over my house....im wet,cars in the rain,i can't push it....she doesn't roll like a new car....that's for damn sure....


it's Tarp time,baby!....


Pull, got the Jack covered too... .....

[Pull~My~Hair]

FUCKIN" CHRIST!!!,man....

i just drunkinly,finally went to scope out the damage,and a pop storm starts...

ten min. later the ocean is falling over my house....im wet,cars in the rain,i can't push it....she doesn't roll like a new car....that's for damn sure....


it's Tarp time,baby!....


Pull, got the Jack covered too... .....

man you are having a hell of a day

[Nudemuse]

After you're done with all that go inside and finish your drinks. That's really terrible about the car. That was a bitchy thing to do she could've waited until you got home.

[Evilbink]

a job like that at least deserves a fine Guiness poured the right way,into a glass .....

Did someone mention Guiness...i'm on my way.

[killerkat]

you can bring that Buick too ....

[badkittyamy]

what kind of car is it? and oo not a fan of the black and tan *prepares to be killed* not very much for the malty beers.

[killerkat]

'36 ford 3 window coupe...a real old picture is in my profile thing....


it's been flat black,with proper white wall,bias-plys for a while now...

[scabre]

man im well confused by this thread!