International Day of Mischief
This tuesday is international day of mischief because doing evil on 06/06/06 is really boring and predictable
To really fuck someone over you should make a fool of them, a nasty person expects a punch in the face but not a pie in the face. To make them look like a idiot is more effective because even people who agree with them will have a giggle
if you met or bump into a politician, celebrity or your boss give them a stink palm, thats when you put your hand down the back of your pants and get a bit of arse sweat on your hand then when you shake it, itll be passed on. Everyone else who shakes their hand afterwards will think they have a serious problem with wiping. (thanks to mallrats)
If your nemesis likes hipsters put a tiny bit of chocolate into their exposed anal cleavage, when they get home theyll think theyve pooped a bit and not felt it, itll scare the fuck out of them.
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